The Dungeon Master is smiling. We’re all going to die…

  • Anonymous

Two of the most famous products of Berkeley are LSD and Unix. I don’t think that this is a coincidence.

  • Anonymous

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

  • Tanenbaum, Andrew S. (1989). Computer Networks. New Jersey: Prentice-Hall. p. 57. ISBN 0-13-166836-6.

I’m doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won’t be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones.

  • Torvalds, Linus (1991-08-25). Post. news:comp.os.minix

Old C programmers never die. They are just cast into void*

  • Alan Perlis

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

  • Yoda

An explicit goal for Go from the beginning was to be able to build Go code using only the information found in the source itself, not needing to write a makefile or one of the many modern replacements for makefiles. If Go needed a configuration file to explain how to build your program, then Go would have failed.


Computadores fazem o que você pediu, não o que você quer.

  • Algum sysop anonimo

Programar em assembly é como dizer, eu não vou no super-mercado eu caço meu alimento.

  • Anonimo

A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked. A complex system designed from scratch never works and cannot be patched up to make it work. You have to start over with a working simple system.

  • John Gall (1975, p.71)

If you’re good at the debugger it means you spent a lot of time debugging. I don’t want you to be good at the debugger.

  • Robert C. Martin